Week 1
What is Globalization ?
An English princess (Princess Diana)
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
uses Norwegian mobile telephone,
crashes in a French tunnel,
in a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian driver,
who was high on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
assisted by Filipinos para-medical staff,
using Brazilian medicines, dies!
Then receives condolences from Kenya
This is what we call GLOBALIZATION........
Contributed By: SM Muthu
Week 2
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it
to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the
spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is
meeee..."
"Fred," she answered. I just have to know if
you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever
imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the
pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all
day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife
cried.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a
buffalo in Montana."
Week 3
A man had been practicing his
putting while on a business trip. His putter was in his car as he rode the elevator up to
his hotel room.
His practice balls, however,
were still in his pocket. The elevator stopped on the third floor and a woman got on.
She kept glancing at the man's
pants pocket. Finally, the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "golf balls
lady."
"Oh," she replied,
"is that anything like tennis elbow?"
Week 4
One bright, beautiful Sunday
morning, everyone in the tiny Midwest town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from an evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated
from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not
moving.....seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused and irritated
the Devil a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
"Yep, sure do," the
elderly man said.
Satan asked, "Aren't you
afraid of me?"
This time the man said,
"Nope, sure ain't!"
Satan, a little more perturbed
at this, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied,
"Been married to your sister for 56 years."
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